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Which Chaos God is our nemisis?

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Primarch on Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:52 am

I'm going to say nurgle.

Ok all of the chaos gods want to kill stuff, cause trouble and take trophies, heads, limbs yadda yadda.

Well in addition to that nurgle seems to also think that poo, sewage and more poo are trophies as well, so for the sake of hygiene we should purge those filthy cretins with the water of our rightgeous incinerators and give them a good hard scrubbing with our force weapons.

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Constantine on Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:11 pm

LOL!!! Very Happy
The problem is that EVERY race in 40K poops!!! There's no way our limited forces will be able to purge that much poo!!! Shocked

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by n00bk1ng on Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:33 am

The Emperor will guide us from his "Golden Throne"

They must learn proper hygiene and Manners! TO THE LIBER HYGENICUM! Or what not.

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Klomster on Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:17 am

...you know, tyranids most likely don't poop.

It would be pretty contraproduktive, you know, dumping useful biomass like that.

Plus they probably die before they even have time to take a dump. (1,5 hours is standard life expektancy for a gaunt.)

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Constantine on Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:43 am

n00bk1ng wrote:The Emperor will guide us from his "Golden Throne"

They must learn proper hygiene and Manners! TO THE LIBER HYGENICUM! Or what not.

My case in point! EVEN the Emperor spends all of his time on the throne Embarassed

@ Klomster

I think they do poop, they just have little ripper swarm pooper scoopers swarming around behing them geek

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Ecideus on Fri Oct 16, 2009 11:51 am

Hmmmm, I don't know, I think that it would just be a waste to the ecosystem of the tyranids to give Gaunts complex digestion systems, especially, as Klomster said, they are bound to die quickly anyway

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Constantine on Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:20 pm

I read a short story about a Callidus assasin that infiltrated a Genestealer hybrid layer, and they made specific mention of her being concerned that even though her body was that of a 'Stealer her "waste" was still that of a human.

IMHO some 'Nids will crap. Look at'Stealers for example. They are on hulks and planets for extended periods of time, years or even milenia at a time! In order for anything to function it needs energy, you get energy from food (there arent any solar powered 'Srealers yet sunny Razz ) and if you eat you have waste product, and that leads to......... you guesed it! POOP Razz

I agree that there are probably some nids that don't, such as Gaunts shot down onto the planet for raids etc... but I believe they and those like them are exceptions to the rule.

That being said....When Nids die, they will rot, and rot brings us back to Nurgle!!!! SO in the end, even if you don't crap you end up being used by the Grandfather pale

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Nausaden on Fri Oct 16, 2009 3:42 pm

XD *Laughs*

Oh Constantine, that was a very well put conclusion to Tyranids and pooping; in the end we can all admit as Grey Knights that Nurgle must be exterminated!

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by n00bk1ng on Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:12 am

Come to think of it, what happens to all that waste the Imperium produces... Brrrrr... Mountains and mountains of it, dumped into the warp perhaps? Or worse, turned into promethium and used against our foes! The ULTIMATE irony when used against Nurgle! And making the other gods think about the lack of Dignity! Kinda like Jarate(TF2 piss grenade)!

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Nausaden on Sat Oct 17, 2009 11:38 am

Razz Well, I always had a theory that space marine excrement was kept in their backpacks as a dual purpose; fueling their weapons. I am sure that the Emperiums ecologically friendly after all...FOR THE EMPEROR Very Happy!

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Grey Wolf on Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:22 am

I voted for Tzeentch due to the fact he is the arch minipulator but each of the chaos gods are dangerous in their own right but that is still nothing to the power of our faith which will enevitably triumph.

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by MJSwasey on Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:28 am

thousand suns use ap3 weapons. shudder.

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by DarkRonin on Fri Oct 30, 2009 4:18 pm

I've voted for Tzeentch as well simply because of fluff and what I've read about him. He seems like the biggest threat to the Imperium of Man as a whole. Besides, who else would even dare to plot countless schemes to bring about a result that he wishes to occur and then have that one result cause a set of events which leads to another result down the countless lines of plots that he sets forth.

I could also be wrong about this, but isn't the Warp made up of Tzeentch himself? I haven't read much into the background of 40k yet, but in Hammer of Daemons by Ben Counter, it's said that The Changer is the warp itself.

Though as I look back on the last comment, it could be said for the others as well, where Slaanesh somehow expanded upon the Immaterium with his own creation from those filthy xeno scum.

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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Aubec le noir on Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:31 pm

i voted Slaanesh because I think it's the more polyvalent army and for me it represents the strongest temptation for GK
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Re: Chaos Gods

Post by Ste77 on Tue Nov 03, 2009 12:49 am

Hello Brothers.

I've voted for Nurgle because, Nurgle's Daemons are very resistants on a objective.
A wound.
But Nurgle's daemons are mediocres in Close Combat, too slow.
Brief, against Nurgle: Close combat, mighty weapons.
Against Khorne: many gunfires, not a CC.
Against Slaanesh: many gunfires, not a CC.
Against Tzeencht: CC and gunfire.

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