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Klomster is an old geezer.

Post by Klomster on Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:53 pm

You know that Klomster guy, he's just an old geezer.

Only thing he does is post random stuff on the site and brag about how good he is, he also blatantly post ridiculous jokes that no one finds funny as well.

Like now, he's posting once again about how old he is and how much birthday he's having, becoming 24 years old.
Just like the old geezer he is, when will he learn.

........................................ Razz

Yo guys, hello to all and have a nice day, i know i had one (even if i suffered from SBC, a strange medical condition, i'll tell you later.)

Well, October 29th was my 24th birthday.

WheeEEEEE!!!!
And stuff like that, i baked an annual cloudberry cake.
Delicious cake with banana, strawberry jam and vanilla cream. Not to mention Swedish blueberries and cloudberries on top. Delicious.

I got a bunch of lottery tickets (naturally i didn't win anything, not even a new ticket.... oh well.)
And i got some underwear.
I got a pepsi T-shirt from my grandma which was spot on since my favorite drink is pepsi.
Some chocolate, and the daily newspaper..... i dunno, i just got it..... Razz
One of the best gifts was that mom had collected my favorite desert spoons from when i lived back home and gave them to me Razz, epic win, to my brothers great demise. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! (They are great spoons.)
And perhaps the funniest thing of all.... A PRINCESS MAGAZINE!!! Very Happy (I can feel your jealousy forming, muhahhahaa!!!)
It even came with a pink folding fan made of real plastic. Naturally it's pink.

I put that one on my bedroom door for now.

And here's a pic of the cloudberry cake i made. Well, the first of two. On the saturday i made the one in the pic for my roleplaying friends. Gotta give my best buddies some cake after all.

I tried to make a 1 in blueberries, why number 1? Coz it was my first birthday...... yes i'm always serious. All the time, and i'm never sarcastic, if you ever feel that way you are clearly dysfunctional. [/sarcasm]


Now i'll tell you about my SBC.
Sudden Birthday Collapse, symptoms are sudden exhaustion on your birthday for no apparent reason.
A similar illness exist which is far more common, and is known as SMC which is a parent sickness and stands for Sudden Midday Collapse which has the same symptoms but on a normal day instead of your birthday......

Razz

All in all, have a great day guys, i know i had one and i'll see you around... (Technically i won't be seeing you, unless i decide to go visit one of you, or if you decide to come visit me. Another alternative is that you are on a vacation in Umeň and i run into you and you decide to talk to me, vice versa could happen with me going to the town and/or area you live in and you decide to talk to me. The chance of me talking to you is near nil since i generally don't talk to random people around town.

Another alternative is that you and/or me decide to have a get together from the forum and meet up somewhere and have a get together of some sort. Probably something miniature games related but perhaps not.... think of the possibilities?

Regardless of possible times we could meet, the odds are low since i'm low on funds and will not be going where you live and you probably have better things to do than travelling to Umeň.
In conclusion, i will not be seeing you but the general indication of wanting to see you is still there and you should feel heartfelt and happy about these great wishes.)

Cya around Very Happy


Edit: A message from my friend after seeing this post, if you do not post an epic response to this post, you are doing it wrong.

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Re: Klomster is an old geezer.

Post by Dark Bjoern on Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:36 pm

Happy Birthday, Brother!

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Post by Aubec le noir on Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:00 am

Very Happy birthday brother !!
Cake looks good !
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Post by Klomster on Thu Nov 01, 2012 9:38 am

Thanks guys, the cake might not have been the most pretty one but it was really nice.

Oh, and my room-mate took a glance through the princess magazine, and immediately when he saw the middle section he carefully took it out and put it on the living room wall.

It's a picture of sleeping beauty with a bunch of animals and stuff.

And yes, he's a guy. No, we're just silly Razz

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