By the authority of the immortal emperor of mankind.

This is the report of Inquisitor Germahim Ect.

-I have sent a servitor to monitor and interract with this segmentum forum. His serial code is 8810298516 but is known as Klomster, he has a interactive memory and iq generator and will be able to interract with other servants of our immortal god-emperor.

Servitor, code: Klomster.

-Yo, this seems like a nice forum. I play grey knights and will start afresh with my first army Orks, becouse of the spearhead.

Hope that i will bring honor and understanding and will not be corrupted by machine curses that will require my destruktion.

P.s. Almost laughed when i read the rules, so perfectly accurate.

Almost laughed?! Almost?!

Servitor 'Klomster' 8810298516 Forcibly Assigned Archo-Flagellant Duty.

Welcome to the forums. They're a bit quiet right now, as most of us are spending time with our families during Christmas.

Brother-Captain Santa/Andy will be around alot though; he doesn't have a family. I had them liquidated, as punishment for his bad spelling.



NOTE: I did not actually have them killed. Just horribly tortured.

Almost laughed?! Almost?!

Servitor 'Klomster' 8810298516 Forcibly Assigned Archo-Flagellant Duty.

Welcome to the forums. They're a bit quiet right now, as most of us are spending time with our families during Christmas.

Brother-Captain Santa/Andy will be around alot though; he doesn't have a family. I had them liquidated, as punishment for his bad spelling.

Oh god no, not that Archo-Flagellant thing again . I'm always around wind or snow - When it rains my circuits fry so i'm not around then .

Welcome to the forum. Try not to get on Praex nerves, he bites. Enjoy your time here and have a very merry Christmas.

Yeah, Hi just try not to piss Praex off. From what i've heard he makes sure a swift vegance is brought upon your soul....That aside Hi! PM me if you need anything .