Plastics and physics doesn't work.

[Klomster]

Plastic don't have realistic physics, if you disagree, i won't understand you.

I was sitting and working on the Günther i got from irontoe, i was assembling a 5 part lamp (yes, 5 parts, each one as fiddly as a cadian head, and that is fairly large parts for this kit)

When suddenly i dropped the lamp.

-Oh snap!

Ok, logically it should be where i dropped it. UH UH!! Well, i knew plastic can fly a bit weird (but this was to become ridiculus)

Ok, logically, i should have bounced on my concrete floor and gotten perhaps a few metres away. UH UH! I checked ever possible travel path from my chair in every direction.
Not finding it anywhere.

Ok, logically it might have fallen into the box fairly close to my left where i dropped the lamp. UH UH!! I checked the box and inside in places it shouldn't have gotten.

Ok, it had superglue on it, so maybe it got stuck on my clothes or on the box or a carton i have there (i haven't really finished unpacking my stuff since the move) UH UH!!! Try again sucker i felt the friggin lamp calling to me.

Ok, it might have bounced to the backside of a box, and is just lying there, so i checked all the travel paths within a few metres, and behind stuff, and in all spaces where the lamp might have glided beneath like beneath a bookcase. UH UH!!!! You suck man!!!

OK, perhaps it bounced all the way out into my kitchen, it's just a door, a corridor and another door to pass....... UH UH!!!!!!! Not even close!

Ok, it shouldn't have gotten stuck a few inches up on the back of a box, checks all boxes again.... UH UH!!!! GGAAAAARRGH!!!! WHERE IS IT!!!!

I gave up................ for 15seconds when i realized that the lamp is on the friggin front of the günther, i can't skip it.

Ok, unlikely it might have perhaps flewn after dropping it to the left, going forward (from my view) under my table, and down trough an inch wide gap and fallen behind a drawer built in to my painting desk.

Checks.



And there it was, but ontop the friggin tree thing.

So it went, after dropping it to the left, going forward (from my view) under my table, and down into the one inch gap but STOPPED there ontop the tree thing sitting there and watching my demise just outside view.

Plastic + logic = ??? It equals nothing, the number is to large for the universe to comprehend and is therefore made invalid by a force that sits slightly to the right...... or something.

Bloody plastic....

[Zealadin]

Haha at least you found it, I have a few that really escaped me for good!