Is this what an ork would think?

I wrought it in a thread on warseer about what orks think about eldar, as there was a complete lack of gw fluff about this i wrote my own.

Say what you like.


Pointy ears looks like 'oomans, but they'z taller, an' thinner, danz' all te' time too.
Cos' they can't take a propa hit like an Ork!
An' them is always usin' their flytrukks to fly away, then theyz come back an' shoot sum boyz an' fly away again!
Aint fightin properly, weedy gits!

And theyz got fanzy bits on theere armour too, sum weedy rocks!
And DA pointy ears even talk to DA rocks? Stoopid gits, rocks cant talk!!!

An they'z always talkin 'bout "when they'z were so big 'n stompy", well ya aint big 'n stomy now ya stoopid gits so shut da zog!

An' when da pointy ears are all "we'z were so great", Da orks can use da choppas ta clobber da lot!
Har har, that'll shut them talkin 'abart when they'z were so great!!!

Hmm I would have though the limit of that Xeno's thoughts would be, "WAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!".

Hey man don't mess with orks they're very intelligent.

I think......

I love orks, i think they would think like this about eldar, have you read the fluff bit when an ork speaks of humans?

I took inspiration from that one when i made this.

I have to agree the orks are the funniest race of all, especially when they fight against "oomies" in Dawn of War.

Lol.

Orcs and thinking? Reminds me of an yoke i´ve heared some times ago:

An Ork, Space Marine and Eldar are walking down the road. They see a Chaos portal that has a sign on it. It says: 'say what is true or be sucked in'. The Space Marine says: "I think I'm the bravest" and walks past safely, the Eldar says: "I think I'm the most agile" and walks past safely. The Ork says: "I thinks..." and gets sucked into the portal.

Lol Bjoern, Its like a blonde joke.

I agree:

ORKS CANNOT THINK!

THEY HAVE NO BRAIN!

they a very big head, but is only decoration, and is full of bones.

true

Meh, orks have brains, (i think this was his title) Bio magos Lukas Anzion have done alot of research on orks and come up with nice pics and personality patterns that can be seen in the old codex orks and a bit in the new dex.

Though they arn't thinking about more important things than, fighting, calling Da 'uvvers stoopid/[insert fitting curse here], fighting, quality of beeing green, etc. etc.

Orks think! Alot, it's just that they don't think about neuro chemistry or stuff like that.

I realised that for an ork, nothing is more important than fighting so they are in fact often thinking about the ork races most important part of its society and existencial questions!

Orks such, think more of important stuff than humans, but this would obviously not make them more intelligent than humans as ork society is often based upon, "Oi, my boot's bigger than yours! No It ain't ya weedy git! Yeah? Come get some! WAAAAAAAGH!!!!"

Orks think and have a brain, they arn't as bright as humans but not stupid, snotlings are stupid!

Maybe they start thinking like that when they get drunk, when they are not they are expecting a waaagh or expecting to get drunk any time soon.